Kosha Murka
An anagram of this spineless, pathetic loser's name. Was supposed to be Homer's chela. Which is why, as incompetent as he was, he still managed to stay on as a lecturer, until a semester ago.
It was like a free hour whenever he was in class. People would do everything from taking a nap, reading a novel/newspaper, solving word puzzles, listening to FM/mp3 players to just plain gossipping. I must confess to doing one or all of the above mentioned in every class of his. That's how it was with everyone.
There was this one time when my classmate brought a digicam to the class to take his picture and mock his pitiful excuse for a frame, later. Anyways she actually took a pic, with flash no less, when he was facing the class! (Quite gutsy, dont you think?) He was so shocked that he turned back to the board and continued scribbling! Couldn't utter a word. It probably occurred to him a minute or two later, that he ought to say something. So, he comes to her and says "What're you doing?". Doesn't get an answer, so repeats it. Still no answer. So he goes back to the dais and resumes the lecture!! =))
Of course, the little boy did go back and complain to 'Mommy' (read Homer). The girl, fortunately got off easily.
I've yelled 'Loser' whenever he passed by, many times. He's seen me throwing paper balls at someone during his class but couldn't muster enough courage to say anything :D
This other time, he saw some guys talking. Said "change your benches". Some people start laughing and someone said "What?? Change benches aa?". He hears it, corrects himself and says "Change your positions". Of course that made people laugh harder!
I have to apologise for this very limited collection of quotes, cos I never did listen to him in class. Nobody did. Anyways, here goes..
If you know the concept, the algorithm very easier
They become very fundamentals
Why are you always shouting? Why are you always murmuring? : I didnt know you could do both at once..
This is a status of your standard : Look who's talking about standards!
Again you are going to study in MMS, so pay interest: We never had a subject with that name. So what he meant, is beyond me.
It was like a free hour whenever he was in class. People would do everything from taking a nap, reading a novel/newspaper, solving word puzzles, listening to FM/mp3 players to just plain gossipping. I must confess to doing one or all of the above mentioned in every class of his. That's how it was with everyone.
There was this one time when my classmate brought a digicam to the class to take his picture and mock his pitiful excuse for a frame, later. Anyways she actually took a pic, with flash no less, when he was facing the class! (Quite gutsy, dont you think?) He was so shocked that he turned back to the board and continued scribbling! Couldn't utter a word. It probably occurred to him a minute or two later, that he ought to say something. So, he comes to her and says "What're you doing?". Doesn't get an answer, so repeats it. Still no answer. So he goes back to the dais and resumes the lecture!! =))
Of course, the little boy did go back and complain to 'Mommy' (read Homer). The girl, fortunately got off easily.
I've yelled 'Loser' whenever he passed by, many times. He's seen me throwing paper balls at someone during his class but couldn't muster enough courage to say anything :D
This other time, he saw some guys talking. Said "change your benches". Some people start laughing and someone said "What?? Change benches aa?". He hears it, corrects himself and says "Change your positions". Of course that made people laugh harder!
I have to apologise for this very limited collection of quotes, cos I never did listen to him in class. Nobody did. Anyways, here goes..
If you know the concept, the algorithm very easier
They become very fundamentals
Why are you always shouting? Why are you always murmuring? : I didnt know you could do both at once..
This is a status of your standard : Look who's talking about standards!
Again you are going to study in MMS, so pay interest: We never had a subject with that name. So what he meant, is beyond me.
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