The Namesake
Most people must have already been 'blessed' with this guy's presence. If you are one of the (un)lucky ones,wait for your turn. Cos hes the only guy in the college who teaches 'Management Science'.
Very easy to spot: Those eerie shaded glasses of his.. you never can tell if hes looking directly at you,the person behind you, through the wall...
And dont even get me started on his clothes! Mr.Shorty pants, as Oblongata puts it.
Writes every damn thing on the board, straight out of Aryasri, with truckloads of spelling mistakes (I'm saving them for a later blog :D) One in a gazillion,I tell ya! True to his name, hehe...
First draw the pencil, then the pen: Uh,ok.,but when do I draw the actual diagram?
There should not be starting event and ending event should be same: I bet even rocket scientists cant figure out what this means..Kudos man!
This can be happened or this can be happened: Whats gonna happen to us?!Help!
Dummy activities does not consume any timing: But dummies like you waste ours!
All of you understand? - We could also outstand,side stand,bus stand,....
Session has expired; if you want to refresh, go for the refreshment: Anyone wanna do the Dew??
TV will last for 10 years.HE will long last: I knew I shudd've listened to my mom when she told me too much of TV wasn't good for me ;)
Once upon a time, it was done very manually: Now its done very un-manually
You are going to again some losses: Bottom line: I am losing my mind!!
Groceries for household items: So the household items use the groceries,accha...
A couple of more which left me speechless quite literally :D
Everyone wants to get up in the late
Identifying the tasks compromising a job
He will afraid for the work, he may absent also =))
Everyone all of you know that
To propagate bad word of mouth
Very easy to spot: Those eerie shaded glasses of his.. you never can tell if hes looking directly at you,the person behind you, through the wall...
And dont even get me started on his clothes! Mr.Shorty pants, as Oblongata puts it.
Writes every damn thing on the board, straight out of Aryasri, with truckloads of spelling mistakes (I'm saving them for a later blog :D) One in a gazillion,I tell ya! True to his name, hehe...
First draw the pencil, then the pen: Uh,ok.,but when do I draw the actual diagram?
There should not be starting event and ending event should be same: I bet even rocket scientists cant figure out what this means..Kudos man!
This can be happened or this can be happened: Whats gonna happen to us?!Help!
Dummy activities does not consume any timing: But dummies like you waste ours!
All of you understand? - We could also outstand,side stand,bus stand,....
Session has expired; if you want to refresh, go for the refreshment: Anyone wanna do the Dew??
TV will last for 10 years.HE will long last: I knew I shudd've listened to my mom when she told me too much of TV wasn't good for me ;)
Once upon a time, it was done very manually: Now its done very un-manually
You are going to again some losses: Bottom line: I am losing my mind!!
Groceries for household items: So the household items use the groceries,accha...
A couple of more which left me speechless quite literally :D
Everyone wants to get up in the late
Identifying the tasks compromising a job
He will afraid for the work, he may absent also =))
Everyone all of you know that
To propagate bad word of mouth
posted by Sophie Vetra at
9:16 PM
1 Comments:
Actually dat jack ass is the Micheal Jackson aka.MJ of oul college. Dont u say a word about him he brings so much charm to the college in his own style and wats with u guys commenting about him and his lingo i hate this i will track u people down and take u 2 task. THIS IS NOT PERMITTED ANYMORE ON THIS BLOG!!!!
I was jus kidding.
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Anonymous, at September 05, 2006 1:08 PM
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