It was that time of the year again, when the management along with the HODs and a few select students attempt (and succed for the most part) in re-assuring the hapless and gullible newbies that they made the right decision and coax them into sticking to it. I had never attended one of these. Fortunately, I missed out on mine. But I had heard about the endless droning of the college mgmt about how the students were in "safe hands" (whatever thats supposed to mean :P). I knew exactly what to expect.
And so it starts... The
director (does he deserve that designation?) goes first. I decide that this was a good time to take a stroll down the corridor. 20 minutes later, hes still at it. Talk about stamina!
He includes his usual line about how not to
"give bikes to your children and spoil them". I don't get what his problem is !?! Arey... Its their kids and their moolah, they can do whatever they want to, with both of them! Its painful enough to come to the college, at least let them commute in comfort..! I think this has something to do with his own adolescence. Maybe his folks refused to get him one.. and he's taking it out on us? We shall never know...
Up next,
Princi. His was the only speech I listened to (not cos I wanted to,.. I just did, ok??). The best way to spot this guy is to look for an old wart with a bad dye job. Thinks sneakers go with every conceivable outfit. Supposed to be equivalent to 'our father' (will post that story some other time)
So, he talks about how "none of the students these days read the text books. They buy the cheap
'JNTU made-easy' books 15 days before the exam and prepare from them." Yeah, so?
Seriously, does any self-respecting engineering student rely entirely(or even partially) on the prescribed books? Honestly, if it weren't for the
'All-in-ones', you would not have been in a position to flaunt your '100% pass percentage' for the previous batch, would you??
And there were the "I will not tolerate"s
- late-comers, long absences ("I will not allow them to enter the college without the parents, or a letter signed by them with a genuine reason" - Gawd! School was so much better....), roaming around during the class hours etc..
At this point, I had had enough. It was time I went home if I wanted to salvage what was left of my sanity. Not that I would've missed out on a lot: It would've been followed by chairman, HODs and the students speeches.
Speaking of which, has anyone of you attended more than one orientation programs? I'm told the chairman interrupts one of the student's speeches, feigning spontaneity, when he must've actually been preparing for it all the while, with the question
"What about the ragging problem?". I guess I'll never find out...
At the end of it.. all I have to say is, if the newest dolts were actually convinced with all this crap, then they probably deserve to be in this wretched place.