D'OH!

Thats what this post will be called cos these are some quotes from our very own Homer Simpson. He looks the part too. I am not aware if he enjoys his Duff, but he sure does love his sutta.Is one of the lousiest dressers but has the audacity to comment on the students' fashion sense.
These nuggets have been painstakingly (laughter-induced pain) collected over the last semester by the author:

I'm having a telephone on my home: You seem to have your brains on ur skull !
He is going to testify your skills: Oh yeah..?And who's on the stand? You pleading guilty to stupidity?
Once in a blue while: You see a multi-coloured moon..!
Basically, we are lack of basics: Look who's talking :P
Cant you able to have a think regarding this?: Huh ??
I'm saying serious: So, am I! You're a moron!